Let’s say
that you own a professional hockey team.
What is your
biggest expense?
Your players,
I would think.
You train
them, coach them, house them, feed them, transport them.
Wait … did
we say “feed them?”
Uh, yes.
Here is an easy example: the team has an out-of-town game. I presume you are
going to feed them while they are away from home and hearth.
We have
walked into one of the tax Code’s nonsensicals.
Yes, I know:
which one?
Are their on-the-road
meals deductible?
Yes, but you
may remember that only 50% of the meals and entertainment costs is deductible.
The company has to eat the other 50%.
Why? Because
of three-martini lunches and all that.
Fat cats.
Write-offs. Loopholes. The Hallmark Channel.
Let’s say
there is an uber-expensive – and secret - lunch in Georgetown between a media
mouth and some cobbling bureaucrat. Why should you and I have to subsidize that
behavior with a tax deduction?
But that is
not your situation. You are feeding your players. Maybe you feed them because
you want them present by a certain time, or you want your dietician to monitor
their intake, or you want to minimize interruptions were they to go out for
meals. Perhaps it gives everyone an opportunity to review game plans and
prepare for media interviews.
But the tax
Code lumps you in with those Georgetown pseudologists.
The Boston
Bruins decided to push this issue. They deducted the full cost of their meals,
not just 50%.
COMMENT: For the tax nerds, the issue before the Court was the “away” meals. The IRS was not concerned with “home” meals, for reasons we will not address here.
Two of their
tax years – 2009 and 2010 – went to Court.
I had considered
this is an uphill climb.
Code Section
274(n) waives the 50% axe.
The amount allowable as a deduction under this chapter for-
(B) any item with respect to an activity which is of a type
generally considered to constitute entertainment, amusement, or recreation, or
with respect to a facility used in connection with such activity,
shall not exceed 50 percent of the amount of such expense or
item which would (but for this paragraph) be allowable as a deduction under this chapter.
But are
there exceptions?
Yep.
For example,
“de minimis” fringe benefits are not taxable to the employee.
Well, that
is great for coffee and sodas at the office, but it seems that we are stretching
the word too ….
Wait, a
“employer-operated eating facility” can qualify as a de minimis fringe benefit.
Well, that
is hay of a different barn. What does it take to be such a facility?
Here are two
of several requirements:
(1) The facility has to cover its own
direct costs on an annual basis.
(2) The facility must be located on or near the
employer’s business premises.
Hah, you
say. There is no way that the Bruins can meet test one, as there is no
“revenue” here. The whole thing is a “cost.”
Would you
believe me that there is a way – an obscure, head-scratching way – to string
the tax Code together to spontaneously spark the required “revenue?”
There is and
the Bruins made it. I will spare you the details.
On to test
two.
Let’s say they
are in Pittsburgh playing the Penguins.
Google tells
me there is approximately 575 miles between Boston and Pittsburgh.
Seems a
stretch that the Bruins are “on or near” their training facilities in Brighton,
Massachusetts.
But have the
Bruins rent-out a banquet room in a Pittsburgh hotel. Can one sprinkle fairy
dust and argue that the rental transmogrifies the banquet room into Bruins
“business premises” – at least for a while?
The Court
really seemed to be in a favorable mood towards the Bruins. They emphasized the
“function” of the banquet room rather than its actual location in space and
time. Perhaps the banquet room identified as Bostonian.
We conclude that away city hotels were part of the Bruins’ business premises for the years in issue. In arriving at this conclusion we consider the traveling hockey employees’ performance of significant business duties at away city hotels along with the unique nature of the Bruins’ business (i.e., professional hockey).”
Having met that
test, the Pittsburgh hotel in essence became “business premises” of the Bruins.
Bam! The
Bruins have business premises in Pittsburgh.
The Court
next considered whether the
eating-facility-on-Bruins-business-premises-in-Pittsburgh qualified as a “de minimis”
fringe benefit.
Well heck, I
think the Court telegraphed its hand when it decided that a Pittsburgh hotel
was “on or near” Brighton, Massachusetts.
To wrap this
up, someone on the Court is a huge hockey fan and the Bruins got their 100%
deduction.
I suspect that
this type of meal expense is not what Congress was after with its Section
274(n) chop. It is nonsensical that the Code disallows a 50% deduction for
employee meals when their job requires travel. This more resembles the
histrionics of class envy than any rational tax argument.
However –
and let’s be fair – that is what the tax Code says.
Or said, more accurately.
Or said, more accurately.
All it takes
is a court willing to sprinkle fairy dust.