Saying Goodbye To Employee Business Expenses

Let’s talk about miscellaneous itemized deductions - likely for the last time.

These are the deductions at the bottom of the form when you itemize, and you probably itemize if you own a house and have a mortgage. Common miscellaneous deductions include investment management fees (if someone, such as Simply Money, manages your savings) and employee business expenses.

These are the “bad” expenses that are deductible only to the extent they exceed 2% of your income (AGI), because … well, because the government wants more of your money.

I am reading a case concerning a bodyguard and his employee business expenses.

His name is Rick Colbert and he retired after 30 years from the Long Beach, California Police Department. He gigged-up with Screen International Security Service Ltd (SISS) in Beverly Hills. They assigned him celebrities. He chauffeured them, deflected paparazzi, installed and monitored security devices, patrolled their estates, performed access point control and responded to distress calls.

SISS had a reimbursement policy. It did not cover everything, but it did cover a lot. Colbert did not seek any reimbursement.

He filed his 2013 tax return and reported SISS income of $25,546.

He then deducted employee business expenses of $23,965.

COMMENT: One can tell he is not in it for the money.

Those numbers are out-of-whack, and the IRS audited him. Like the IRS we know and love, they bounced all of his employee business expenses, arguing that he had not substantiated anything.

On to Tax Court they went.

The Court went through the list of expenses:

(1) $211,154 for a pistol and target practice.

Looks legit, said the Court.

(2) $86 for earbuds

To avoid annoying celebrities.

The Court grinned. OK.

(3) $1,711 for clothing and dry cleaning

Nope said the Court.

We have talked about this before. If you can wear the clothing about town and day-to-day, there is no deduction. It is just another personal expense, unless our protagonist wanted to dress up like “Macho Man" Randy Savage.

(4) $1,609 for a gym membership, weight loss pills and other stuff.

Uhh, no, said the Court, as these are the very definition of “personal, living, or family expenses.”

(5) Office in Home

This would have been nice, be he did not use space “exclusively” for the office, which is a requirement. This would hurt a send time when the Court got to his …

(6) iPad and printer

Computers are like cars when it comes to a tax deduction: you have to keep records to document business use. The reason you never hear about this requirement is because of a significant exception – if you keep the computer in an office you can skip the records requirement.

When Colbert lost his office-in-home, he picked-up a record-keeping requirement. He lost a deduction for his iPad, printer and supplies.

(7) $5,003 for his cellphone

It did not help that his internet and television were buried in the bill.

The Court disallowed his cellphone, which amazes me. Seems to me he could have gone through his bills and highlighted what was business-related.

He won some (primarily his mileage) but lost most.

And his case is now among the last of its kind.

Why?

The new tax bill does away with employee business expenses, beginning in 2018. There is NO DEDUCTION this year.

If you have significant employee business expenses, you really, really need to arrange a reimbursement plan with your employer. Your employer can deduct them, even though you cannot. Why the difference?

Because, to your employer, they are just “business expenses.”