At first, I thought
the following to be from The Onion, the online humorous and satirical publication
of society and current events. Best I can tell, however, it seems genuine.
There was a
circus bus in Murmansk. There was a 6 ½-foot crocodile. The circus features a
crocodile in one of its performances, perhaps something crazy like putting your
head between the jaws of a crocodile.
The bus hit a pothole. A 264- pound woman accountant was sent flying
(some pothole!). She landed on top of Fyodor, the previously mentioned
crocodile.
Fyodor was
sick after being body checked, and he missed his next circus appearance. Medical
authorities evaluated Fyodor for injuries. He was thought to have symptoms of
shock, but this was unconfirmed because – you now – Fyodor is a crocodile and
cannot speak.
The woman
accountant was reprimanded and told to wear her seatbelt in the future.
And there was
the news on May 22, 2014, from Murmansk, Russia.
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